2. Amélie (petitsmiracles)
3. Franziska (whipit4justice/perfect_steel)
4. Aziraphale (lostmysword)
5. Dante (son_of_madness)
6. Spider (a_nansi)
7. Adrian (blindingmonster)
8. Dorian Grey (youthforever)
9. Hijikata Toshizou (soldierchimney)
10. Melusine (derniere_dragon)
Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11? (Spider or... no one)
I don’t have an 11, but I’m guessing they’ll be better than Spider regardless of who they would be.
2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? (Aziraphal)
Aw, no. Aziraphale’s just cute.
3. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed? (no one and Dorian..?)
Whatever they would send him on, if it’s not ‘preen’, he’d fail.
4. What is or would be 9's favorite book? (Hijikata.)
’Haiku’s for dummies.’
5. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around? (Amélie and Spider)
.....neither. They both have their soulmates already D:
6. For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10? (Dante, Hijikata, Melusine)
Melusine. Definitely. First, she’s a hot chick, which is always a plus. 2nd, Hijikata is a grumpy old man who would order him around, and that’s just not cool. Melusine is laid-back (though she’d take up all of the hot water), so they’d go pretty well together.
7. 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss? (Amélie, Adrian and...no one?)
Adrian would let himself be dragged anywhere, the way he is at the moment. Amélie would prefer a nice, small, probably ethnic restaurant with candles and gréat food and artists. They could talk about illusions!
8. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens? (Franziska and Melusine.)
Well, Franziska’s good with a whip, but Melusine is like.... a bloody android. Probably, Melusine would try to talk Franziska out of this at first, but the woman doesn’t know how to stop. So she’d probably fight her, and it would result with Franziska unconscious but with very little bodily harm.
9. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would s/he get it back? (Yuuko, Dorian)
If Yuuko stole Dorian’s portrait, he’d be píssed. Sadly, though, she’d probably trick him into making a wish to get it back, but the price would most likely be his beauty.
And then where would we be.
10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire. (Adrian and no one. Geez :< )
I doubt whoever 12 is would also desire Lawrence. And I’m crap at titles D:
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together? (Yuuko and Aziraphale)
Crowley doing something stupid, and Aziraphale having to wish their way out of it. They’d probably be stuck in Japan.
12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along? (Adrian)
Ahaha god no I wouldn’t. He’s kind of psyched-out right now, so no. As he was before, though, we could’ve made small-talk.
13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be? (Franziska)
Now that’s improbably. Um... Get me her outfit...?
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
Crap, you guys, I don’t have an 11. But I don’t have many artist on my flist!
15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be? (Amélie, Aziraphale, Dante)
Probably Aziraphale, because he’s not as crude as Dante. Actually, he’s not crude at all. And he’d flatter her.
16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle? (Melusine)
I’m crap at these kind of things, but it would probably be something exceedingly silly.
17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose? (Dorian.)
I feel pretty!
18. 1, 6 and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it? (Yuuko, Spider and no one.)
Yuuko. Because she’s scary when it comes to good food, a witch, and she has really nice tits. Spider would really put the tits first.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10? (Amélie and Melusine.)
I cannot imagine Amélie using pick-up lines. Amélie does elaborate things like make posters and put them all over town. Or make a route for her with hints that would eventually land Melusine at something amazingly romantic and personal. That’s the kind of think Melusine would like too, I imagine.
20. What would 5 most likely be arrested for? (Dante)
Killing things? Illegal possession of weapons? Excessive drinking? ...it’d probably be a bar-fight.
21. What is 6's secret? (Spider)
UH that he’s a god?? Nowadays, anyway. That didn’t use to bother him.
22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first? (Hijikata and no one.)
I actually don’t know. Hijikata ís pretty fast, but he’s not superhuman or anything.
23. 3 and 7 tell conflicting versions of events. Which is more reliable? (Franziska and Adrian.)
Franziska, because Adrian is on the legal version of crack.
24. 1 (Yuuko) and 9 (Hijikata) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4’s (Aziraphale) sinister secret organization. 11 (/) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 (/) is actually a spy for 4 (Aziraphale). Meanwhile, 4 (Aziraphale) has kidnapped 12 (/), in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Dante), they seek out 3 (Franziska), who gives them what they need to complete their quest." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it?
This is just really weird. Um. “I did it for the scones.” Pasket, Matt though he doesn’t know half of the canons (ilu matt), Isamun. Otterbeans!
25. If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8? (Adrian or Dorian)
.... what. Adrian is the guy you don’t want to meat in a dark alley, and Dorian would scream like a little girl at this rate.
26. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? (Spider/ no one)
IT’S IMPOSSIBLE. EVERYONE WOULD DO SPIDER COME ON.
27. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? (Aziraphale/Yuuko)
AHAHA shit what?? Personality changes. Some major ones.
28. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (No one/Dorian)
If anyone got Dorian pregnant, ever, he’d maul them for making his perfect stomach look bad ):
29. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine? (Hijikata.)
Oh, man... I once read this fan-tas-tic fic of Hijikata, but it’s been a really long time and I’d have to dig around in the Peacemaker comms. If anyone wants to read it, just ask me and I’ll see what I can do. It’s a fic that made me cry, though. Big crocodile tears.
30. Would Two and Six make a good couple? (Amélie/Spider)
Not really. Spider’s too... Spider.
31. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? (Dante/Hijikata or Dante/Melusine.)
Definitely Melusine. She’s not an easily ticked-off old guy, for example. That always helps.
33. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Franziska/Melusine
It would be really cute, for starters. Melusine would leave little cute tidbits of love around for Franziska to find. And she’d show her that she accepts her all the time. And then Franziska would break :3
34. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? (Yuuko/Dorian)
....if there was, I’d tap it so hard.
35. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. (Adrian/ no on)
Yeah, that probably works. I don’t think anyone would like to do hurt/comfort with Adrian :/